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themed by Cherrie H.

{Girl.Meets.Law}

What I say I’ll do on friday:

 

What will really happen on friday:

When i’m writing a cover letter:

okay, how do i humble brag about myself?

why should you hire me?

what makes me stand out from other 1L’s?

why do i want to work for you?

welp

How my crim professor acts when talking about gruesome murders:

HER: and then she chopped him up and hid the remains under her flower bed.

ME:

In class trying to understand a Civ Pro Hypothetical:

HYPO: If P is a citizen of MA, and D is a citizen of TX, and D2 is a citizen CA, and rule 1335 is enforced, but you add rule 14, and subtract the square root of 168. Divide the Plaintiff, by the number of CT citizens, enjoin them, add rule 13h. what is justice abe fortas’ social security number?

me:

25th Feb 2013 (10:05 pm) - By tear-ree

Whenever my property prof speaks:

most adorable old person alive.

18th Feb 2013 (4:48 pm) - By tear-ree